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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

Good enough to eat

10/06/08 11:09:36 | 0 Comments

Mr Gay UK 'cooked victim's flesh in olive oil'

Monday, October 6, 2008

The first winner of Mr Gay UK stabbed a man to death before carving a piece of flesh from his thigh,...

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When no means no..... bang

10/06/08 10:00:06 | 0 Comments

Man shoots himself over sex fail

Monday, October 6, 2008

couple naked

Sex: not yours A man in the US shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex...

Is this the tip of the nip?

10/02/08 09:34:42 | 0 Comments

Nurses's breasts prompts hospital Facebook ban

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Breasts

Staff at a hospital have been banned from using social networking websites after a picture of a nurse baring her breasts appeared on...

Bollocks....

10/02/08 09:23:24 | 0 Comments

Finally, the multimedia guide to cooking testicles that we've all been waiting for If you've ever thought to yourself 'I really fancy some testicles for dinner tonight', then good news - thanks to the wonders of the internet and a Serbian ball enthusiast, you can now educate yourself about the world of testicle cookery. The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls is an online, multimedia recipe book from chef Ljubomir Erovic, who wants to spread the word about ...

Suck my udders...

10/01/08 09:43:34 | 0 Comments

Mad Cow woman in 'suck my udders' shame

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Michelle allen

Michele Allen looking udderly ridiculous
A...

Not all fishermen are perverts...

09/30/08 10:53:52 | 0 Comments

Tokyo man caught fishing for women's underpants

TOKYO (AFP) - Tokyo police said Tuesday they had arrested a man with a passion for women's underwear who used a fishing rod to reel them in.